What ever happened to the family friendly movie? The proliferation of kid films and animated features would convey the illusion that all is well with the world and that the family feature film has been warmly embraced by the current Hollywood establishment as a mainstay of their production output; that family audiences are not only desired but perhaps, despite the continued objections from those who insist Hollywood only caters to 18 to 24 males, the targeted demographic for box-office lucre. This is a gross misconception, as what Hollywood is after is what it has always been after: your money. Simply put, if the major studios could get away with the dangling of a shiny bead in front of your eyes (at twelve dollars a pop, that is) they would do so. And that is exactly what has happened to the family feature film. It has become a shiny bead. A hypno-disc worthy of the hoariest William Castle marketing scams. The formula is easy, take the most pliable of minds, who have yet to develop evaluative faculties and throw any colorful, active mediocrity their way, and when it succeeds, throw a succession of progressively insubstantial sequels their way. Repeat process. Ad infinitum.
“The Addams Family” (2019)
If anyone is sincere in capturing the delicious, wickedly funny malevolence of the original Charles Addams cartoons, it would seem prudent to preserve the monochromatic design of the drawings. The new animated “The Addams Family”, while returning to the original design of the characters specific to the printed cartoons (impossible to duplicate with exactitude in live action), immerses Addams’ characters in a world of color, with the artist’s macabrely expressive ink washes replaced with a palette that is often distractingly ugly at best, but too often simply murky. If that were the only problem.
The film is also an unfortunate continuation of Hollywood’s insistence on shuffling aside genuine voice talent for what passes for an engagement of those granted the unimpressive status of celebrity. Thus, instead of voice work which will delight the ear, not to mention enhance their respective characters, we have the vocal readings of a blandness comparable to those of digital voice assistants: technically serviceable but devoid of any engaging spark of individuality (As Morticia, Charlize Theron’s work is especially wan). These colorless vocal performances accompany the continued plasticized nature of pixelated animation that has become the coma inducing standard of assembly line production.
However, none of this serves to breathe an appropriate cinematic life into Addams’ two-dimensional (in image only) renderings with anything more than desperate grabs at tapping into an inviting nostalgia of previous incarnations, especially the 1960’s live-action television version which has been as seminal a source of heavy duplication for every subsequent incarnations as the Addams originals. However, in tapping so heavily into such a familiar (and timelessly popular) reference point, the film’s alterative strategy reveals itself as self-defeating with the early introduction of a narrative thread involving a manic Martha Stewart-type television lifestyle host who appropriates control over the local community and the vast bulk of the subsequent plotting. Herein, the eponymous clan is strangely reduced to pitiable figures of cultural victimization; rapaciously terrorized by the mean-spirited, if petty, ministrations of a media proponent of real estate development run amuck. This is probably intended as cutting social commentary, but rather than the focus of the film resting with Addams’ amusingly quirky grotesques, we are treated to a Candyland version of the worst elements of the garishly rendered suburban satire from Tim Burton’s “Edward Scissorhands”.
If enthusiasts of the Addams brand of sardonic whimsy justifiably scratch their heads over the uncharacteristic and excessively sentimentalized reinterpretation of Morticia, Gomez and their extended brood, it is in the abandonment of the innocent morbidity that infuses each of the cartoonist’s works (regardless of the presence of his initially unnamed characters depicted here): the cackling delight informing each of his characters who we enjoy in the very wrongness of their attitudes against the banality of normalcy; a wrongness depicted less from a misanthropic angle than as one of a delightfully macabre insouciance toward polite society. Whatever the artistic sacrifices “The Addams Family” disappointingly makes to admirers of previous versions of Charles Addams’ creation, the filmmakers almost shamelessly attempt to attach an aural bandage by unearthing Vic Mizzy’s famously giddy theme music at every opportunity, though this facile prescription does little to extend even brief amusement to the eyes or the mind.
“The Croods” (2013)
For an example of what is despairingly wrong with modern animation features, one needs look no further than “The Croods”, an example of what appears to be the new industry penchant for “animation release of the week”, with all of the apparent thought put behind the project that such accelerated production schedules might indicate. The film begins promisingly with a whimsical family history told through animated cave paintings, but the magic is quickly extinguished with the look of three-dimensional plasticity that has become de rigueur for all contemporary studio feature animation and an opening sequence which flaunts one of the curses of the cinema’s reliance of computer imagery, either live-action or in animation: busy action which defies the laws of gravity and general physics to the point of making Wile E. Coyote’s antics seem like a demonstration of quantum mechanics. (All this and the intrusive visual references to football- or is it rugby? -while the entire sequence is scored using Lindsay Buckingham’s Tusk, a bizarre example of anachronistic overkill that would make Fred Flintstone wince with embarrassment.
It is immediately apparent that the contemporary tradition of the avoidance of trained and talented voice artists will continue with an assortment of the all too recognizable (Cloris Leachman giving the same damn overexposed grumpy granny performance she’s been hauling around for decades) or, more damagingly, the vocally unmemorable who seems to be hired by the stature of their recognition by the film industry rather than their usefulness in being able to create a distinctive character solely through their voice. The flat timbres of the vocalizations of Nicholas Cage, Catherine Keener and Ryan Reynolds should come as no surprise to anyone who has ever seen a performance by any of the aforementioned, yet it is a persistent habit of today’s studios to insist that marquee names (Remember Brad Pitt as “Sinbad”? Neither does anyone else.) provide a greater guarantee of financial success worthy of the artistic compromises. Unfortunately, much as the screenplay by co-directors Chris Sanders and Kirk DeMicco creates distinctive personalities for all but one of the seven core characters (Keener’s maternal Ugga simply gets lost in all of the calamity), the monotonous quality of the acting simply drags down the more colorful aspects possible in the characters. That real connections with resulting emotional resonance are occasionally developed between several of the characters, especially between the inquisitive, restless teen Eep (with well matched vocals, played with real pizazz by Emma Stone) and her dad, the loving but obsessively overprotective Grug, is fairly miraculous in itself for a film without a real story (These moments also demonstrate the depth of feeling the film might have striven for in developing character rather than being content with wall-to-wall action and slapstick.), in what is essentially a series of noisome events following the same tired premise since cinema immemorial which tells of a trek to a promised land absent of volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, droughts or any other form of environmental catastrophe. The episodic nature of the narrative- in which a new and more explosive bit of action occurs every five minutes or so -gives the audience the impression of being trapped inside a pinball machine: its all very colorful and detailed and painstaking, but we’d rather know more about the central characters who are not well developed as idiosyncratic conceptions, but are locked into stereotypical models- the sexpot teen, the nasty grandma, the oafish son, the strong but brainless dad. Still, there is sufficient humor which works well enough within the script’s limited vision, and- oddly enough -the central character tension between Grug and Eep, following a universal path of teen rebellion versus the burdens of worrisome parental responsibility, manages to sneak in several moments which reach a satisfying and honestly earned level of poignancy. Indeed, there are several moments which are truly striking: Eep’s first discovery of the dancing embers of fire; Guy’s saving of Eep from a deadly cloud of birds which strip flesh from the bone with piranha-like efficiency; a truly hilarious escalation of feral behavior by the youngest, a nappy head little tot named Sandy whose entire means of expression is encompassed by growls or dangerously chomping teeth, a playpen version of the Tasmanian Devil.
Eventually, the film plays with the sentimental tropes of domestic family comedy (Grug and Ugga might be identified as history’s- in this context anyway -first potential empty nesters), but as with most contemporary animated films shies away from prolonged exposure to sentimentality, as if its audience might shun contact with genuine human emotions like a virulent pathogen. (Substituting a world in which every movement is met with the effect of bounding and tossing like Superman playing with a Frisbee becomes tiresome- and stupidly undercuts the climax of the film -hardly engaging the emotional appetites of the viewer.) No matter what technology the studios and theaters contrive to project their animated visions in, without the reemergence of genuine heart into story lines, the characters will forever be consigned to the world of the 1D movie.