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THE CRITICAL ESTABLISHMENT : AN INTRODUCTION
What is it we seek from the Cinema? It all depends on your point of view.
For some, the movies are a source of seeking refuge from everyday existence, a release from daily tensions and anxieties. This is escapism and it has been the driving factor of the Populist attraction to the movies since the origin of the form. However, if one were to alter the view and regard film without merely the Populist limitations of escapist diversion but also as an Art Form, the perspective deepens and enters the realm of Critical Thought.
Though inconsistent in perspective, each side has validity, and is actually far more dependent on the existence of the other than would first seem possible. In a nutshell, it is a battleground between perceived verisimilitude against the aesthetic Ideal.
In formulating the foundations of The Critical Establishment,
it is necessary to understand the characteristics of each perspective, to note the seemingly contradictory similarities and disparities, and their often inextricable interconnections.THE CRITICAL ESTABLISHMENT : The Reviewer as Vox Populi
In examining both Populist thought and Critical Thinking in Film, it is useful to define the key players in the field: the reviewers and the critics. Though seemingly cut from the same cloth, there is a world of difference. Reviewers are the professional manifestation of the Populist front; reviewers have a primary focus on entertainment value while critics evaluate under an aesthetic criteria, reviewers reward immediate gratification whereas critics seek artistry.
With the burgeoning of internet filmspeak, there is a misconception that the old model of printed press criticism is being eroded by the emergence of an equal internet critical roster. This, however, is a fallacy. One thing is for certain, even with a cursory glance at popular internet movie sites: reviewers are plentiful and genuine criticism of merit is as scarce as water in the Mojave Desert.
The reviewer will generally spend the bulk of their time reprinting the plot synopsis of a film, often almost verbatim from the printed materials of the studio. While this assists handily in filling a column, it does little to illuminate the worth of a film. The reviewer will often spend an inordinate amount of time relaying such unessential data as background gossip, "best" lists and an alarming volume of space on film finances- usually relating to either the film's budget (as if the writer had a financial stake in the enterprise) or opening weekend receipts, neither of which has the slightest bearing on the film's aesthetic achievement.
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- Matinees at the Franklin Cinema
- Momento Mori
- Multiplex Movies
- NIGHTS AT THE ASPEN HILL CINEMA
- NIGHTS AT THE CINEMA 733
- Nights at the Coolidge Corner Theatre
- Nights at the KB Cinemas
- Nights at the Langley Theater
- Nights at the Laurel Drive-In
- Nights at the Orson Welles Cinema
- Nights at the PARK SQUARE CINEMA
- Nights at the Roth Theaters
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- Nights at the Silver Theater
- NIGHTS AT THE ST. GEORGE THEATER
- Nights at the State Theater
- NIGHTS AT THE UPTOWN THEATER, WASHINGTON D.C.
- NIGHTS AT THE WHEATON PLAZA PLAYHOUSE
- NITES AT THE SHOPPERS WORLD CINEMA
- POSTS AND RECENT THINKINGS
- Poverty Row
- Remembrance of Films Forgotten
- Retired Puzzles
- Sexual Politics in the Cinema
- SHORT FILMS: The Other Cinema
- The Concession Stand III: Guns of the Quick Nibble Reviews
- THE FILM VAULT: INDEX OF REVIEWED FILMS
- Views From The Screening Room
- WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CINEMA
- Notes From The Critical Establishment
- NOW PLAYING AT THE MERCADO CINEMA
- THE MERCADO LOUNGE: a rest stop for the Critical Mind
- The Hollywood Bookshelf
- CHANDLER SWAIN REVIEWS: NITES AT THE DRIVE-IN CINEMA
- The Concession Stand: Quick Nibble Reviews
- CHANDLER SWAIN REVIEWS: ART HOUSE CINEMA
- Chandler Swain Reviews: The Silents
- Sticky Floors, Stained Screens: Days & Nights at The Grindhouse
Category Archives: theater
Eye of the Needle: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, April 2022 Edition, Vol. 60
Eye of the Needle: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, April 2022 Edition, Vol. 60 You are invited to a very special edition (not really) of this belated edition of the Classic Film Images Photo Quiz in which we celebrate a very … Continue reading
Lucky 2021: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Jan. 2021 Edition, Vol. 0-0
Lucky 2021: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Jan. 2021 Edition, Vol. 0-0 Thank goodness for the end of 2020. Not that we have anything to complain about here at the offices of CSR, but we’re so tired of listening … Continue reading
It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, May 2020 Edition, Vol. .400
It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, May 2020 Edition, Vol. .400 During what will undoubtedly be referred to by some historians as The Great Purell Hunt of 2020 (while others will more sensibly remember … Continue reading
Love in a Fog: “The Divorce of Lady X” (1938)
“The Divorce of Lady X” (1938) After a brief immersion in the London fog, the pastel carnival of colors assaulting the viewer’s eyes at the start of Ted Whelan’s “The Divorce of Lady X” is not unlike … Continue reading
Reserved Seating: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, July 2019 Edition, Vol. A7
Reserved Seating: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, July 2019 Edition, Vol. A7 Movies are a funny business (Unless the studios are attempting a comedy, in which case Hollywood can be the most depressing place on Earth.) and the … Continue reading
Variety is the Spice of Life: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, June 2019 Edition, Vol. 57
Variety is the Spice of Life: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, June 2019 Edition, Vol. 57 In keeping with the CSR tradition of taking an entire month to upgrade, update and perform a much needed Spring Cleaning on the … Continue reading
Lonelyhearts: “Play It Again, Sam” (1972)
“Play It Again, Sam” (1972) It would seem like a smart move to begin the film version of Woody Allen’s theatrical opus “Play It Again, Sam” with the airport finale from”Casablanca”, as the difference in screen image between the … Continue reading
Nakedly Revealing: “Oh! Calcutta!” (1972)
` “Oh! Calcutta!” (1972) “In America, sex is an obsession. In other parts of the world, it’s a fact.” … Continue reading
Concession Stand Bites: “Dracula” (1931)
“DRACULA” (1931) Starring Bela Lugosi, Dwight Frye, Helen Chandler, David Manners, Edward Van Sloane. Directed by Tod Browning and an uncredited Karl Freund. Written by Garret Ford, from the play by Hamilton Deane and John L. Balderston, based on the … Continue reading
True Confections: “Trottie True” (1949)
“Trottie True” (1949) “Trottie True” (stupidly retitled for U.S. distribution as “The Gay Lady”) is a colorful not quite rags to riches story (more like a tale of working class to upper crust … Continue reading
Dear Cinema Santa: 2018 Edition
Dear Cinema Santa: 2018 Edition Once again dear friends (and you folks in Vermont) it is that time to weigh in on the past year’s accumulation of greedy impulses and dissatisfaction with the world … Continue reading
Ho Ho Ho: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Dec 2018 Edition, Vol. $50hr
Ho Ho Ho: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Dec. 2018 Edition, Vol. $50hr If not the oldest profession, it certainly would counted high on the list of most depicted professions on the silver screen. We are, of course, … Continue reading
Seasons Gratings: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, 2018 Advent Calendar Edition, Vol. 50% off
Seasons Gratings: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, 2018 Advent Calendar Edition, Vol. 50% off In observance of this festive holiday season, the good folk at Chandler Swain Reviews have decided to desist from the usual obvious jabs at Hillary … Continue reading
Staged Fright: “The Climax” (1944)
“The Climax” (1944) Based upon the 1909 play by Edward Locke, George Waggner’s “The Climax” is a film with obvious pretensions toward elevating the Universal horror film to a more sophisticated and urbane … Continue reading
Motions: “A Pair of Briefs” (1962)
“A Pair of Briefs” (1962) If one were to leave the theater a mere two minutes after the start of Ralph Thomas’ “A Pair of Briefs”, … Continue reading
Party Crashers: “The Penthouse” (1967)
“The Penthouse” (1967) Two strangely loquacious thugs named Tom (Tony Beckley) and Dick (Norman Rodway) stage an early morning invasion of a penthouse apartment, occupied by Bruce (Terence Morgan), a real estate broker … Continue reading
From the Ashes: “Frankenstein” (1910)
“Frankenstein” (1910) Though appreciably compromised in its filmic translation from the novel by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (an introductory title acknowledges the film to be a “liberal adaptation”), not only due … Continue reading
Labor Pains: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Sept. 2018 Edition, Vol. 925/Remedial Reprint
_______________________________________________________________ Labor Pains: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Sept. 2018 Edition, Vol. 925/Remedial Reprint The American cinema celebrates many things- vacuous comic book heroics, scatological crudity, infantilism, serial sadism, non-NRA gun violence -but the labors of the American working … Continue reading
Labor Pains: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Sept. 2018 Edition, Vol. 925
Labor Pains: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Sept. 2018 Edition, Vol. 925 The American cinema celebrates many things- vacuous comic book heroics, scatological crudity, infantilism, serial sadism, non-NRA gun violence -but the labors of the American working man and … Continue reading
Father’s Daze: “Casanova Brown” (1944)
“Casanova Brown” (1944) “Casanova Brown” is an example of the importance of the use of what might be best described as the pixilated lilt in filming humorous materials. A romantic comedy in which a chronic … Continue reading
Without a Clue: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Aug. 2018 Edition, Vol. 52
Without a Clue: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Aug. 2018 Edition, Vol. 52 With the summer winding down, it seemed appropriate to publish a photo quiz that was (in our estimation, since we know the answers), a breeze, … Continue reading
Revisit: The Colour Out of Place: “South Pacific” (1958)
“SOUTH PACIFIC” (1958) (Originally posted on April, 15, 2013) The 1958 Joshua Logan film of “South Pacific” is a perfect demonstration of the value of the movie soundtrack album as a preferable experience over a film. In … Continue reading
Panic Rooms: “Tread Softly Stranger” (1958)
“Tread Softly Stranger” (1958) When gambler Johnny Mansell (George Baker) overextends his bookie debts, he flees London, returning to his working class hometown of Rawborough to visit with his steel mill accountant brother … Continue reading
Camera Obscura: “I Am a Camera” (1955)
“I Am a Camera” (1955) The first thing one notices in “I Am a Camera” is that the tone is completely wrong. In Christopher Isherwood’s Farewell to Berlin, the second of two novels comprising The Berlin Stories, the … Continue reading
Stolen Kisses: The Birth of Adult Cinema
The Birth of Adult Cinema: “The Kiss” / “Après le bal” (1896/1897) “I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description [“hard-core pornography”] as I … Continue reading
Passion Play: “Matinee” (2009)
“MATINÉE” (2009) A man and a woman encounter each other on a mattress and engage in heated coital action until reaching mutual satisfaction. With the exception of an equality emphasized in … Continue reading
Ghost of a Stance: “Sleuth” (2007)
“Sleuth” (2007) In their peculiar and particularly unsatisfying production of Anthony Shaffer’s play “Sleuth”, scenarist Harold Pinter and director Kenneth Branagh have fashioned not so much a reworking of the popular thriller, nor even merely a … Continue reading
Summer Beach Books: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, June 2017 Edition, Vol. 925
Summer Beach Books: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, June 2017 Edition, Vol. 925 At the dawn of the upcoming summer vacation season, it can never be too early to begin the selection process in making seasonal selections of those printed … Continue reading
Life in Bloom: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, May 2016 Edition, Vol. 111
Life in Bloom: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, May 2016 Edition, Vol. 111 Despite the grand apocalyptic allusions to global warming, orbital rotational shifts or the mysterious shortage of stylishly lapelled union suits, there can be no question that Spring is … Continue reading
Writers as Artists: Classic Film Photo Quiz, April 2016 Edition, Vol. X
Writers as Artists: Classic Film Photo Quiz, April 2016 Edition, Vol. X Without writers the world would be full of blank pages and a seriously diminished need for bookmarks. Even the world of cinema, with its highly overdeveloped … Continue reading
March Madness: Classic Film Photo Quiz, March 2016 Edition, Vol. 33
MARCH MADNESS: Classic Film Photo Quiz, March 2016 Edition, Vol. 33 Welcome to the headquarters of cynical, uncaring, insubordinate, insensitive, boorish, childish behavior- OK, outside of the current carnival sideshow masquerading as a job interview for the nation’s … Continue reading
Garters, Glitter and Gauze: “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” (1975)
“The Rocky Horror Picture Show” (1975) Frank N. Stein: There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Audience Response (Boston): There is in Massachusetts. Long a staple of the disappearing urban … Continue reading
La beauté du monde: Classic Film Images Quiz, August 2015 Edition, Vol. 36-24-36
La beauté du monde: Film Images Quiz, August 2015 Edition, Vol. 36-24-36 Welcome all purveyors of cinematic curiosity to yet another edition of America’s most pointless monthly game, and a source of possible future litigation by the National Organization … Continue reading
What’s the Matter With Jack?: “The Odd Couple” (1968)
There’s a wonderful Jack Lemmon moment in Gene Saks’ film of Neil Simon’s stage play”The Odd Couple” in which the suicidal news writer Felix Ungar (played by Lemmon) sits dejectedly in a sleazy (though overly lit) exotic dancer bar, … Continue reading
I Been Naughty But in a Nice Way: Cinematic Santa Wish List for 2014
In the continuous spirit of the late lamented Sears Wish Book- that compendium of childhood greed (ignoring the adult sections which focused more on anti-urchin merchandise such as clothing and dehumidifiers) that provided invaluable practical experience in the lost … Continue reading
NOVEMBER 2014 CLASSIC FILM IMAGES QUIZ, VOL. 5050
“Don’t do as we do, do as we say!”: Mid-Term Election Edition: November 2014 Classic Film Images Quiz, Vol. 5050 To those selfish American citizens who enter into the month of November only with eager thoughts of holiday cheer … Continue reading
Gallows Humor: “The Bat” (1926)
“The Bat” is a rather creaky manor house murder mystery play by Mary Roberts Rinehart and Avery Hopwood, substantially derived from Rinehart’s 1908 novel The Circular Staircase with the embellishment of a costumed super-criminal, all of which has been … Continue reading
Ozarks Satyricon: “Futz” (1969)
Tom O’Horgan brings his Total Theater blend of contortionism, tongue poking and vocal gargling in his film of Rochelle Owens’ “Futz”, a play which he previously directed off-Broadway and here attempts to lift the immersive environmental elements of … Continue reading
Cavorting in Lockstep: “Barefoot in the Park” (1967)
Gene Saks’ film of Neil Simon’s Broadway hit retains much of the feel of a stage production as it feels artificial and performed by the two leads in a manner which suggests Proscenium Arch (most of the … Continue reading
Chandler’s Trailers: “Gilda Live” (1980)
Prominently emblazoned on the poster advertising “Gilda Live” is the curious assertion that “Things like this can only happen in the movies”, a rather bizarre statement for a film which is a shameful compendium of lukewarm leftover … Continue reading
Chandler’s Trailers: “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (2007)
If Johnny Depp lacks the particular furnace-in-the-belly manic projection of a Len Cariou from the original Broadway production, he still projects an admirable ferocity (it helps that his rogue’s gallery of prior roles has given his an … Continue reading
From Little Acorns: “New Faces” (1954)
Essentially a filmed record of the successful Broadway review originally titled “The New Faces of 1952”, the film version retains most of the original stage version’s talent including such notable talents as Paul Lynde, Ronny Graham, Alice Ghostley, … Continue reading
Ruins Among the Love: “Jesus Christ Superstar” (1973)
Norman Jewison is not what you would call a particularly imaginative director; his skill set positioned somewhere in a middle ground of narrative competence and skilled craftsmanship that is all too frequently taken for granted amid the never ceasing … Continue reading
Through a Pint Glass, Darkly: Hellraisers: The Life and Inebriated Times of Richard Burton, Richard Harris, Peter O’Toole, and Oliver Reed by Robert Sellers
Hellraisers: The Life and Inebriated Times of Richard Burton, Richard Harris, Peter O’Toole, and Oliver Reed is a paean to talent squandered, lives ruined and endless acts of debauchery, violence and vandalism resulting in personal insult, broken marriages and … Continue reading
In a Fog: “Steaming” (1985)
Just what do women talk about when men aren’t around? Within the context of the commercial cinema the so-called fairer sex has remained, inexplicably, something of a mystery, both in terms of an honest, unfettered exploration of … Continue reading
A Brief Rumination on the Modern Cinema and the Demise of Classical Dance in the Movie Musical
At what point in film history did the movement of dancers in a musical film become an impediment to the director’s visual leanings? In the classical Hollywood studio era musical, the frame is carefully composed to elicit a … Continue reading