Barred: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, June 2022 Edition, Vol. 25 – Life
Let us commemorate that happy time of the year when the children of this nation (a.k.a. deadbeats) are about to be released from their grueling three weeks of regularly scheduled schooling (consistent with the new White House initiative to increase educational standards to those favored by your more popular millipede) and welcomed back to the loving arms of both community and parents who will immediately ship the little social detriments to the farthest summer detention camp. With this
traditional form of parental anti-bonding in mind (though useful in preparing the little cretins for future and most probable incarceration), we present this month’s edition of America’s most feared perpetrator of cynicism and social disobedience by way of pointing out silly people, the Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, brought to you, as always, by those pioneers of supply chain delays in fortifying the Free World with SKITTLES, America’s favorite antidepressant breakfast candy. In this edition we return to that location most popularly responsible for the conjuring happy fantasies of Washington politicos: the stately prison. Each of the following twenty-five images represent Hollywood’s endless fascination with jailing people and the sullen looks which ensue. Your task is to correctly identify all twenty-five films, without the use of Hong Kong honeymoon aids, and report your findings to the ever-vigilant CSR Parole Board. The first to correctly identify all twenty-five will receive the slightly purloined CSR Culture Shock Award, useful in digging tunnels, bribing guards and rendering a solid alibi for a period not exceeding before and not a minute after. Good luck.
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Sad to say my eyes are not too good at the moment, so not playing along.
Apologies, J. Quincy Magoo.