Dare we maintain an air of gleeful self-assurance while the rest of the world is engaged in attending the sold out festival of mopey whininess? You bet. May Santa bring you all a stocking full of expired gift cards and a Blu-ray box set labeled ‘The Art of Pauly Shore’.
Dear Cinema Santa: 2020 Edition
To crown this year of joviality and conviviality (we only eliminated four enemies all year, so we have a sizeable stockpile of quick drying cement if anyone’s interested) we present our annual report of bitter dissatisfaction with the film world and what we would like to see as remedies before we really lose our cool and are forced to resort to looking at troglodytic cave paintings as a remedy to our ennui. Santa pay attention!
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CHANDLER SWAIN REVIEWS 
I completely agree with all the gripes mentioned in your missive, and fully intend to set about resolving them forthwith.
Seasonal greetings to you, young Swain.
S. Claus.