Family Ties: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Nov. 2020 Edition, Vol. 2.4
Recently it was reported that America’s most prominent Chicken Little, Dr, Anthony Fauci was informed by his family that due to the conditions of the pandemic, they would not be traveling to join him for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. Predictably, within hours, Fauci announced a warning to the nation that any gathering of family around a table featuring turkey, giblet gravy and yams was tantamount to a death wish. Following such an obsessively fixated trail of imposing public policy from the jaws of private frustration, one hopes that the day never comes where the good doctor runs out of toothpaste, lest he devise a national mandate that everyone’s teeth be extracted for the sake of public health. So with these familial restrictions for the holidays in mind (which thankfully for the Clinton household is not inclusive of escorts, strippers and mistresses), we defy the laws of common insensibility and present this month’s edition of America’s favorite figurative mask against the literal intrusion of intellectual pandemonium, the Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, brought to you, as always, by the New England distributors of SKITTLES, America’s favorite breakfast candy. In this edition we present a celebration of that which has been the direct source of patients subject to entire lifetimes of billable pyshotherapy session hours: the family. Your task is to identify the twenty five films from which the following images have been sourced and to relay that information directly (answers delivered through Congressional whistleblowers will be disqualified) to the offices of CSR (that’s right here, lest this is all be too obscure). The first to complete this task with the correct information will receive the handcrafted and water resistant CSR Culture Shock Award, a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Good luck.