My Dog Didn’t Eat My Homework, He Wrote It: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Mid-May 2018 Edition, Vol. K9
In deference to the mass fraud being perpetuated on a global scale by the proponents of the British Tourism Council in which we find True Love (Tower of London-Style) being reduced to a three-ring circus (sans tigers and elephants, thanks to progressive activists who would better serve society as shark chum) in which the nuptial sharing of a couple’s favorite tune is regally replaced by a more stoic and traditional proffering (no, not Sinatra’s version of “The Second Time Around”); after all, what speaks the language of young love more than a hardy liturgical chant (?), we bring you a special edition of America’s (that’s right, we’re still a feisty and rebellious bunch of Colonial hooligans) favorite self-righteous application of Constitutional freedoms, the Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, brought to you, in this special Royal Wedding Edition (what?), by SKITTLES, America’s favorite non-prescription oral contraception substitute. (And if you can decipher what any of that meant, send your transcription, in a SASE, to Special Counsel Robert Mueller, Washington, D.C.) In this edition, we celebrate the True symbol of the greatest love of all: the furry pooch (Unless they’re wet, then they smell like a pack of New York Yankees fans on a crowded E Train.) and their appearance in the cinema. (Wasn’t it Robert Burns who said “No greater Love has Man than for that which has kibble breath”? Maybe not.) The following twenty images feature those lovable little lugs who will surrender to eternal allegiance without the necessity of a ceremony more costly than the annual GDP of Denmark. (In actuality, it’s a lot less than that; usually amounting to little more than an open bag of Snausages.) It is your job to identify the twenty films in which these frisky little furballs appeared, and let us know (without the use of wiretaps, if you please) your findings. The first to correctly identify all twenty films will (eventually) receive the coveted CSR Culture Shock Award, unavailable for bridal registry in department stores near you. Good luck.