All Quiet on the Western Omelette: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, Jan. 2018 Edition, Vol. 1/2 & 1/2
The start of a new year brings with it it’s own set of leftover problems to which the average person attempts to avert the hands of Fate (as opposed to Hollywood “Handsies of Fate” for which Meryl Streep is certainly award bait for her unbelievable performance as Sgt. Schultz) by declaring a sudden epiphany of self-improvement in the form of resolutions, which is really an annual ritual of deceit and familial subterfuge. (That’s why it’s the national holiday of a certain Fat Kid in a Pyongyang far, far away.) And with that admission of informed disgust we now bring you this month’s edition of America’s most admired reason to “Admit Hopelessness In a Cruel World Infested With Corruption, Selfishness, Misogyny, Racism and Bitter National Division” (and that’s a direct seasonal greetings quotation from Chuck Schumer’s Christmas card), the Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, brought to you, in this time zone, by SKITTLES, America’s favorite alternative to SuperBeets. In this edition we celebrate a different kind of beginning, the daily kind: the All-American Breakfast, at least as depicted in the cinema. Each of the following baker’s dozen images is a scene from a film in which breakfast is a heart healthy way to introduce hunger pains for lunch. Your mission is to identify all thirteen images. Simple. Tell us. Simple. The first to do so will receive that most rare of rare jewels, the coveted CSR Culture Shock Award. Not so simple, since our latest shipment (Pete and Alex, don’t worry, they’re on their way) is being held up by the red tape of foreign manufacturing importation tariffs, which will teach us a lesson to never have anything else made in Vermont. Good luck.