MARCH MADNESS: Classic Film Photo Quiz, March 2016 Edition, Vol. 33
Welcome to the headquarters of cynical, uncaring, insubordinate, insensitive, boorish, childish behavior- OK, outside of the current carnival sideshow masquerading as a job interview for the nation’s most prestigious position (What?? Am I leaving this site??) -which all good citizens will recognize as the doorbell chime (Still haven’t learned to resist unlatching the door, eh? The Boston Strangler ring a bell? Jehovah’s Witnesses? Chandler Swain Reviews? Doesn’t anyone ever learn?) to yet another edition of America’s favorite irritation not located in a non-mucosal membrane: The Classic Film Photo Quiz, this month brought to you by those fine purveyors of SKITTLES, the official food of the Latvian Space Program and, of course, America’s favorite breakfast candy. In this edition, we let our hair down and pay tribute to those fine folks who eat flies and drool with great distinction. Yes, we are talking about movie crazies, those wonderfully colorful folks (as opposed to folks of color because that would be racist [THIS CAUTIONARY CENSORING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE TRUE DEFENDERS OF DEMOCRATIC DEMOCRACY, FREE THOUGHT THAT AGREES WITH US AND EX-CABINET MEMBERS WITH SHADY FINANCIAL CONNECTIONS, OR T.D.D.D.F.T.T.A.W.U.E.M.W.S.F.C. FOR SHORT.]) who have been hitherto described as “nuts”, “bonkers”, “loony”, “batty as a two legged dingo” or just plain “insane”, but are now considered by the new Hollywood establishment, who are protected from such exceptional types with gun toting bodyguards, snarling guard dogs and electric fences, as “just like us”. Well… there may be something to that. Anyway, your task is to identify the films which are the source of the following thirteen images, tell us your findings (or else it’s a fundamentally fruitless exercise which might result in you being featured in the next edition) and sit back and win your very own CSR Culture Shock Award, suitable for warding off evil spirits and/or Bill Clinton during the
erection election season. The first three correct entries will win this coveted award and become the envy of jealous nations around the globe, which will probably spark some sort of an incendiary apocalyptic conflict, but- By Golly! -somebody has to do it. Good luck.