The Eyes Have It: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, April 2015 Edition, Vol. 20/20

0000april15The EYES Have It:  Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, April 2015 Edition, Vol. 20/20

     Being that film is a visual medium, this latest edition of America’s Favorite Internet Diversion That Is Porn-Free Yet Still Causes Participatory Social Embarrassment, the Classic Film Images Photo Quiz-  brought to you, as always, by the happy consumers of SKITTLES, America’s favorite nutritional supplement  – celebrates NATIONAL  PEEK-A-BOO MONTH, a Congressionally approved and designated state of mind which not only demonstrates the unconscionable amount of leisure time enjoyed by our elected officials and also proving the old axiom that “a free bottle of Scotch will yield more political influence than a hooker alone”, but also gives promising legs to our current campaign of badgering/convincing the Fed that removing the statehood of Vermont is not only in America’s best interest, but will prevent future census takers from further episodes of consumption by Northeast Kingdom cannibals.. However, as to this month’s brainteaser, x-man-with-x-ray-eyes_o_GIFSoup.comyou will note that the theme is staring you in the face-  yes, it’s a celebration of that most important of organs in a darkened theater (no, not that!-  please keep your unsavory habits to yourself): the eyes, that magical pair of orbs which allow us to see just how many pounds of eye make-up is applied to Elizabeth Taylor for her to achieve that “natural beauty”. The following sixteen stills feature a scene from a film in which the focus is on those bloodshot peepers which, as the good Bard reminds us are “the window to your soul”, or most certainly a barometer that one hell of a hangover explains the hazy memory you have of Hillary Clinton boxing a purple kangaroo in your living room the night before. The rules are clear as you are expected to identify the film from which each photo is taken, the first to do so-  as always  -will be awarded the coveted (and rather tasty if braised in butter) CSR CULTURE SHOCK AWARD. Good luck.



















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2 Responses to The Eyes Have It: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, April 2015 Edition, Vol. 20/20

  1. Pingback: The Eyes Have It: Classic Film Images Photo Quiz, April 2015 Edition, Vol. 20/20 - Todd DeanTodd Dean

  2. I probably didn’t do very well
    1. Eye (haha) feel this should be easy for me, but can’t for the life of me come up with an answer here. So … Invisible Man????
    2. Psycho
    3. blair witch project
    4. Yikes!! (I don’t know)
    5. dream house
    6. funny games
    7. man with the movie camera
    8. contact
    9. driver
    10. how to steal a million
    11. wolf
    12. ?
    13. ?
    14. a giallo??
    15. exorcist
    16. sleepwalkers

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